It’s not every day someone wears a timepiece that literally speaks their mind. Drake’s Richard Mille RM 69 isn’t just a watch it’s more like a luxury statement with a sense of humor. Priced at over $750,000, this rare model flashes cheeky phrases on its face, giving off the kind of confident energy only a global megastar can pull off. You don’t wear this watch to be subtle. You wear it when you want the world to know you could buy a small yacht instead but didn’t.

Let’s just say the man doesn’t do basic. His garage? It’s a showroom of rare beasts. From a blacked-out Bugatti Veyron Sang Noir ($2.2M) to a bright yellow Ferrari LaFerrari ($3.5M), and even a Maybach G 650 Landaulet that screams CEO vibes, every car has a vibe, a purpose, a story. Drake doesn’t just collect cars he curates them like a playlist. And just like his music, there’s a smooth flow to it all.

Only Drake would turn relationship “almosts” into a $12.5 million piece of art. The “Previous Engagements” necklace is made of 42 diamonds each one representing a woman he almost proposed to. Sentimental? Maybe. Extra? Definitely. But also... kind of poetic. It’s not just bling for the sake of it. It’s emotion, memory, and sparkle all wrapped into one piece that probably weighs more than your MacBook.

Spoiler: not in a regular zip code. Drake splits his time between a $75M Beverly Hills mansion and “The Embassy” a jaw-dropping $100M estate in Toronto. These aren’t just homes; they’re mini resorts. Indoor pools, massive closets, recording studios, you name it. When he says he needs space, he means acres of it. And honestly? It tracks. The man needs room to breathe, create, and park all those Maybachs.

Drake didn’t just buy a jet he branded one. Air Drake, a Boeing 767 decked out with luxe interiors and his owl logo, is a $185 million flex that’s both personal and practical. No cramped seats, no delays just smooth skies and style. It’s the kind of move that says, “I don’t wait in line. I am the line.” For Drake, even travel has to feel like a music video.

If you’re thinking this is all a bit over the top… maybe it is. But for someone who’s spent his life turning emotions into hits and dreams into reality, living big doesn’t seem like excess it just seems on brand.